Your Boyfriend Is Gay! And Other Such Truths.

Change is good.

Ok - Have decided to move blog back to MySpace.

One can access it here:

http://blog.myspace.com/yourboyfriendisgay

Now do it!

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Hateful Hate

Hate when my friends are in pain. - Hope things improve, love.

Hate that they only remaining reason for holding on to the VCR is the fact a DVD version of the remaining seasons of Twin Peaks hasn't been released yet.

And now, some moments of horror on film:

Yes, I have checked the Oracles and it appears that the musical version of Lord of the Rings is one of the signs of the impending Doom of musical theatre as we know it.

Here is LaToya complete with the nose she stole from Michael and her Pamela Anderson hand-me-down plug-n-play tits.

Karl Lagerfeld.  He was much more interesting when he was chubby, carried the fan and wore the huge Jackei O shades.  Although that jacket is, with out a doubt, fantastically bad.  One wonders where the chinese restaurant is that now has no upholstery for it's booths.

and Sharon Stone...

The new Desperate.

Where is my mind?

Ok -

Was wondering the digital highway that is iTunes and took the exit to Celeb Playlists.

Frank Black's entire play list consisted of one artist - Burl Ives!

Burl Ives!!

The level of respect Yours Truly has for Frank has just went up...

Just fuckin' fantastic!

Reallllly...

Strangest thing spoken to Yours Truly in Phoenix:

"You are a spiteful asshole!"

And really, dear reader, I must ask... 

How can anyone think I am Spiteful?!

Trivial

Have nothing of interest to report today.  Am sure that there is something out there of interest to report on, but am uninterested in finding it.

Will instead leave you, dear reader, with this:

Yes kids, it's Keith Richards.  Was really under the impression that he was dead.  After all, he looks dead.  Quite dead.  This photo of him was taken this week shortly after he de-planed in Tokyo.

Maybe he is dead and that is where he has been consigned to in the afterlife...

Perhaps... but he just looks too happy wearing that Issey Miyake scarf as a headband under that hat.

Don Juan

Day 2 passed in Phoenix.

Best line heard in hot town to date:

"I don't care what you may or may not think about John, he is just too Walmart Lawn & Garden for you."

And now the Winner of the 2006 L Dopa award for most animated performance by a walking corpse:

Mr. Ozzy Osbourne!  During the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induciton ceremony, he apparently (Yours Truly didn't watch) was able to look lively and make his acceptance speech virtually intelligible!

Hot?

Arrival in Phoenix was an excerise in the furthest reaches of patience.  Waiting for a rental car at this airport was like waiting for Government Services in the U.S.S.R.  Am sure a small Russian woman was seen begging for money somewhere in the line.  The experience at counter fulfilled the "Peoples Revolution" feel that the queue suggested and looked much like this:

And belive-you-me, Third World South America governments have risen and fallen faster than the period of time it took to get through that line.

Yes Ladies and Gentlemen, that is Sharon Stone digging in the dirt (she seems to be proficient at it.  One wonders...)  Now if we could just get her arrested for wearing the Missoni outfit that makes her look like the love child of Golda Meir and Kaiser Wilhem.

Big Ol' Jet Hair Dryer

Ok, off again.

It was promised this would be the last trip for 3 whole weeks.

THREE WHOLE WEEKS!!!

Phoenix.

It's hot there.

Am not fond of heat.

Have decided that will not wax poetic about the hellish South West.

Will instead leave you, dear reader, with the this:

Yes, that's Jesus helping Billy at bat.  Or is that a young Charleton Heston in costume for The Ten Commandments molesting an even younger Kurt Russell.

Apparenlty Soylent Green is more than just people...

Ponder that, while Yours Truly is away.

Damn!

Boris The Boxcar briefly rebelled today.  So a short visit with the Honda Dr. was in store for his afternoon.

All in all, it was a rather charming little episode in automobile-owner relations.

This, while not charming is strangely compelling.

Poor Phil Spector...  I believe that Elvis is alive and I believe that he is being held hostage by Phil's hair.

Gunk

Will not make excuses for not writing.

Other than work-travel causing one to only experience the comfort of home a grand total of nine days in 2006!

NINE DAYS!

But on to better topics.

Like Canadians and their dead.  Having grown up near British Columbia, am sure that hundreds of passing Canadian drivers and police men just thought he was napping and didn't want to wake him.

Best line heard in Virginia:

"I don't know why we had to come here to see historic battle fields, I could have stayed at home and watched your mother recover from her latest face lift."